I Shot An Arrow

"I shot an arrow
High in the air.
It fell to earth,
I know not where"

Well, actually I do know where it fell. There was that fat guy that lives next door. He was looking up, and it hit him right in the center of his forehead. Of course, it wasn't one of those arrows with a pointy end, it was one of those arrows made for little kids that have a suction cup on the end, so it stuck on his forehead and made a kind of 'B,B,B,b,b,b,b,.b,...b,......b, sound.

Now gimme back my arrow, you fat bastard.