Famous Quotes From Famous People

"Wait just a minute. Are you really trying to tell me that if Billy had 5 apples, and he gave 2 apples to Sue, then he would only have 2 apples left in his possession?"

-Albert Einstein-



"Holy Bat Farts Batman!"

-Robin-


"Look at those big-ass letters you used. Man, you write like a girl."

-George Washington-(Said to John Hancock at the signing of the Declaration of Independence.)


"WhhoooeeeEEE!!! You are one hot lookin' babe. Why don't you come over here and give this ol' ex-president a 'Lewinski'?"

-Bill Clinton-


"I kicked your ass at 'Monopoly' AGAIN!"

-Alexander the Great-


"Damn, you stink. Did you shit your pants or somethin'?"

-Johnny Carson-(Said to Ed McMahon, who, coincidetally HAD shit his pants.)


"Huh Huuuuh, *snort*, huh huuuuh, *snort, snort* huh huuuh. You said 'nerd'. huh huuuuh huh, *snort* huh huuuh huh *snort* huh huh"

-Bill Gates-


"Wonder Woman gives good head"

-Superman-(spray painted on the back wall of The Hall Of Justice, between the dumpster and the emergency exit)


"I don't care when you said you would return. You're not going anywhere until you eat ALL of your vegetables."

-Gen. Douglas MacArthur's Mom-


"You farted as loud as you could on purpose. Don't EVEN try to deny it."

-my wife-