The Lord Of The Rings
I just saw 'The Lord of the Rings' on DVD. You know, the first thing that struck me was how cool Gandalf's hat was. It's one of those big, tall Wizard's hats with a pointy end on the top. I thought, "Man,............I gotta get me one of those."
So I went to 'Hats-r-us, Bob's World O' Hats, and Hats A' Plenty. Let me tell you, this is one dead town I live in. Not a single pointy hat anywhere.
So I stole one of those big orange road cones from the highway construction sight, and painted it white. It makes one damn fine looking hat, too. And now, I wear it all the time. I won't let anyone at resteraunts take it either. You know, like when they say, "May I take your hat and coat, sir?" I always say, "You can take my coat, but not my hat." I know darn good and well they will try to steal it, so I wear it at the dinner table,too.
And now, everywhere I go, people are REALLY staring at me. They're just jealous 'cause I got such a cool hat and they don't.
So I went to 'Hats-r-us, Bob's World O' Hats, and Hats A' Plenty. Let me tell you, this is one dead town I live in. Not a single pointy hat anywhere.
So I stole one of those big orange road cones from the highway construction sight, and painted it white. It makes one damn fine looking hat, too. And now, I wear it all the time. I won't let anyone at resteraunts take it either. You know, like when they say, "May I take your hat and coat, sir?" I always say, "You can take my coat, but not my hat." I know darn good and well they will try to steal it, so I wear it at the dinner table,too.
And now, everywhere I go, people are REALLY staring at me. They're just jealous 'cause I got such a cool hat and they don't.
posted by Biff The Plundere(retired) at 9:03 AM
1 Comments:
Hey, thanks for the offer. I might be by later today and pick up the cone. Hell, I wasn't thinking about needing a 'good' hat for sunday-go-to-meeting and such.
I'm also thinking about going back tonight and swiping one of those flashing yellow lights from the construction sight. I could tape it to the side of my dress hat with duct tape, you know, to distinguish it from my everyday hat.
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