Superheros

I'll tell you what. I hope I never get into any kind of trouble and need the help of the Superfriends. But if I do, I sure hope the dispatcher over at the Superfriends' Hall Of Justice doesn't send Batman, 'cause if they do, when he gets there, I'll just throw up my hands and make a cross. You see, the symbol of the cross wards off both vampires AND Batman. And then I'll say, "Not so fast, Batman! Go back to your evil master, you satan spawn!"

I don't trust Batman one bit. Not one bit, Mister.