Self Realization

Walking down the street this morning, and passed some sort of demonstration. A bunch of pissed off women were chanting something and carrying signs, just walking around in a circle. I said, "Good Morning, Ladies." The way they all jumped at me, you'd have thought I was a criminal or something. They were screaming, "Down with the oppresor, Penis bad; vagina good" and other such stuff. Then one of them came running up real close and said, "All men are dogs! All men are dogs! You're nothing but dogs!"

So I dug in her garbage and humped her leg.