The Book Of Biff

And it came to pass in those days, that Biff returned to his abode after his toil in the fields. And he desired to partake of dinner and slumber immediately thereafter. And so after dinner was consumed, Biff and Mrs. Biff retired unto their bed and began to slumber.

But lo! Biff awoke after a short interval, with pressure upon his insides needing release. And so Biff released a silent, but malevolent wind beneath the covers, and it carried with it an evil odor. Then Biff slowly and stealthily pulled the covers up over Mrs. Biffs head as she slept, so that she could share in celebrating the release of the wind from bondage.

Mrs. Biff awoke almost immediately and was exceeding wrathful, and wished to smite Biff heavily and severely, forever leaving a mark upon his flesh.

-Translator's note-
*Herein ends the Book of Biff. Nothing is known of what happened to him after these events, as the transcript ends rather abruptly.*